I was sitting in the second row of a roller coaster, as a lonely-looking amusement park employee stood at the gears and shouted the rules as loud and emotionless as he could.
"WELCOME TO THE DRAGON, PLEASE KEEP NOTHING UNDER YOUR FEET, YOU MAY NOT PUT YOUR HANDS OUT OF THE RIDE, BUT YOU MAY, OF COURSE, PUT THEM IN THE AIR. ARE YOU READY?"
"YEAH!" everybody shouted.
"Yes, sir," I responded quietly.
He scoffed, looking at me. "Well you're a miserable person."
Then he pulled the lever.
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