"There's just a few ... blemishes."
"Ugh. Those are mosquito bites."
He was wearing my crocs and I was wearing his sandals. For the first time, his shoes were too big for me. Also they were very uncomfortable. They were very uncomfortable sandals.
"What do you do wrong then?"
"I don't know, I guess I'm just incapable of shaving my legs without it looking like I've been hacked at with a battle ax."
"I could shave for you."
The definition of awkward silence followed. I mean the complete dictionary definition. With footnotes.
"...I'm sure you could, Elmer. I'm sure you could."
"Ugh. Those are mosquito bites."
He was wearing my crocs and I was wearing his sandals. For the first time, his shoes were too big for me. Also they were very uncomfortable. They were very uncomfortable sandals.
"What do you do wrong then?"
"I don't know, I guess I'm just incapable of shaving my legs without it looking like I've been hacked at with a battle ax."
"I could shave for you."
The definition of awkward silence followed. I mean the complete dictionary definition. With footnotes.
"...I'm sure you could, Elmer. I'm sure you could."
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