Congratulations

"Wait what? Who's getting married?"

"Chr-sh-c- Ms. Comma?"

"NO WAY."

"WHAT."

"Yeah."

"NO."

"NO WAY."

"Yep."

"..."

"..."

"...did she tell Brady?"

"Yep."

"How's he taking it?"

"As well as can be expected."

a small moment of disappointed silence

"Wait who's she even marrying?!"

"Is it Taco Bell guy?"

"I think his name is David."

"..."

"..."

"...That's a dumb name."

"Yeah. I don't know. I think he loves her."

"Dude when is the wedding?"

"Soon."

"You don't know?"

"Not exactly."

"What if we all just showed up and crashed it?"

"HAHAHA-"

"This is just so exciting. So exciting. I'm so happy for her."

"Me too."

"She's so happy."

"Aww."

"Wait - Shady."

"What is it?"

"What's his last name?"

"Something that sounds more like Massah than it should."

"..."

"..."

"...ohmigod what are we gonna call her now?!"

"Ms. Massah?"

"MRS. Massah!"

"I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE."

"Brady's so cute I can't - ugh"

"Wait - guys, there's still that question."

"What?"

"What?"

"What are we supposed to get her for a wedding present?"

"..."

"..."

"Doughnuts? A towel? A tablecloth? Next month's rent?"

"..."

"Cheesecake."

"Brilliant."

"And we'll write 'Congratulations Mrs. Taco Bell Guy' on it."

"Brilliant."



(Congratulations Christie :)