FLYING PURPLE KITTEH



I find it strange that you somehow don't know of Kitteh yet.

And then I remember how long a story it is, and how long it would take to tell it.

 

So I'll just tell you now.

 

It originally happened on facebook, when I didn't have as many friends and people didn't know me as well. Usually, I am very quiet around older people I don't know. Therefore they think I am just some awkward little towering teenage girl who doesn't say much and is all sweet and innocent and whose head is probably okay on the inside, but who never really cares to show it.

 

And then, somehow, through one facebook comment after another and the rediscovery of Microsoft Paint, I proved them all wrong.

 

And they loved it.

 

 

So here is the story, through pictures and facebook comments, of how The Adventures of the Flying Purple Kitteh and Land Shark came to be like my new full time career.

 

(I couldn't really take a screenshot of the facebook bit, so I had to take away most of the comments and stuff, but I left in some of them just to show how the story developed. The story pretty much just made people I didn't really know like me more, which is weird, but it's what happened. I just thought, if you wanted to know....)

 

 

It started out of sadness.

 

 

 

I was sad so i decided to draw Happy stuff to see if it affected my mood.

 

 

 

And then all that Happy just made me more sad so I drew a dragon that scared away all the Happy because it was STUPID.

THE END.

 

 

Pen: WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE KITTEH. D:

 

Shady: Those are scratch marks. It scratched itself. Dragon claws would have left a deeper mark.

 

Pen: WHY THE FLIP WOULD IT DO THAT.

 

Shady: Because.

 

Shady: Wait- I guess that doesn't really make any sense...

 

Pen: YOU DONT SAY? D:
 

Shady: Okay, I'll draw another one.
 

Jason(my stepdad's friend from college): Kitteh was freaked out by the dragon so it went berserk and started scratching everything as Kittehs do...see - I get it. It all makes perfect sense.

 

 

 

 

Okay, so it turns out there were all these little knives raining down everywhere and that's how everybody got scratched up. Because apparently it doesn't make sense for a cat to scratch itself. -,-

 

 

 (I then realized what Quiet Internet Shady had done to her reputaion)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I apologize to everyone who was disturbed by the previous drawings. I am sorry for your eyeballs. Here is the kitteh and he's all better now. Look! He's even doing a little jig in the sky. :D

 

 

 

Pen: DAWWWWWWW.♥

 

Jason: Her's all betteh now...until...Bwahahaha 

Shady: o.o until...?

Julia: yes, Shady make an until picture!!!!

 

 

 

I might have gone too far on this one. But don't worry, this isn't the end...

 ...or is it? O.o

 

"Kitteh had been receiving death threats in the mail for some time now. Apparently, if he didn't jump now, a sniper was already prepared to kill his wife and children."

 

And then...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

And it wasn't JUST a Land Shark...

 

it was a LAND AND SKY shark!!

 

 

 

 

And you thought this was the end!! ;)
 

Jason: It's like batman and robin.

 

 

 

Just like Batman and Robin.

 

 

 

 

Jason: Such a good team...

 

And thus followed other adventures, in Depression and Autumn and Mathland, with Massah and dead sunflowers and such. It's a never-ending kind of thing, and somehow, drawing and writing with such a sick sense of humor makes me, and the rest of my facebook friends, happier.

PS: Oh, that's just the worst tree I've ever drawn...I still can't get over it, even now...