The Greatest Accomplishment

So basically this is the greatest thing I have ever made.

And I've gotten medals before for stuff that was not nearly as exciting as this. I think I deserve an extremely shiny medal for making this thing.

It took me like three hours and I made it out of an old pocket calendar that wasn't actually that old because it still held the future (which I apparently don't need as much as this) and some string and a button I found in my piggy bank that isn't actually a piggy because it is a tree monster instead.

It's kind of like a gun holster only when you open it for a quick draw instead you find...

A STAPLE REMOVER! Much more useful.

I didn't want you to see my hand but I mean I'm just really proud of this, and I would have worn gloves or something if I was hard-core anonymous, but if I wore gloves then everyone would think I'm A, and I'm not A, I just find Jenna to be a relatable character, I'M SORRY I RELATE TO THE CREEPY EVIL BLIND GIRL WITH THE WEIRD HANDS!

We are all friends here. So you can see my hand.

I'd show you my whole arm.

Also, sorry about the double-jointed thumb, if that's the kind of thing that creeps you out.

So yeah I just thought you ought to know about this amazing thing I did. I guess this is the part where I say something meaningful about life or perspective or humanity or whatever, but I mean, I don't need to say anything meaningful anymore. I have already found fulfillment out of life from making this staple remover holder.

*walks off into the sunset*