"What are you doing out here? Aren't you supposed to be inside?"
"Yeah. But then I looked outside and decided to stay. It smells like field day, doesn't it?"
"...it does!"
"Like excitement, and new hope."
"I think it smells like spring."
"Sun."
"Grass."
"Mosquitoes."
"Goose poop."
"Happiness."
"GOOSE POOP IS HAPPINESS!"
"I'm taking a picture of your shoes."
"Okay."
"...What happened to your old shoes?"
"They got old."
"...You look like you're about to go bowling."
"I look like Chuck Norris."
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