"This is the only way I know how to teach piano: You play this for left hand, and I'll play this for right hand. Then you hold my left hand with your right hand."
"Why?"
"It's how I was taught."
"Was your teacher a pedophile?"
"...It was my grandmother!"
You gotta drop anybody who talks bad about your granny... unless she really was one, in which case you need to drop her too.
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